Scientists aren't quite sure how Armani, an anteater at the LEO Zoological Conservation Center in Greenwich, Conn., managed to get pregnant with her second child, Archie. After Armani gave birth to her first daughter, she was separated from her mate to ensure the safety of little Alice, since anteater fathers have a habit of killing their young. However, Armani has since given birth to Archie, and nobody's quite sure how. The center's founder, Marcella Leone, says that this might be a case of "delayed implantation," but other scientists are saying they don't think such a thing is possible in giant anteaters. So, they're sticking with the whole "immaculately conceived" theory ... Discuss

9-year-old Alayna Adams threw out the first pitch before Thursday's Tampa Bay Rays-Boston Red Sox game, and the rest is better watched than described. Suffice to say, if you're having a bad day, this will make it better. If you're having a good day, this will make that better too. And, either way, grab a box of tissues ... Discuss

Sigur Rós will appear on Sunday night’s episode of The Simpsons, and in honor of the appearance, the band’s record label has released this amazing poster. In the episode, Homer and the gang travel to the band’s home country of Iceland while chasing down Carl, who has fled the states with a winning lottery ticket. The entire animated adventure will be scored with special music performed by Sigur Rós, and the opening theme song will be replaced with a special cover composed by the band. If this isn’t a good reason to watch The Simpsons again, than we don’t know what is … Discuss

It’s stories like this that make you question humanity. City officials have shut down a bacon restaurant in San Francisco, fittingly called “Bacon Bacon”. Its crime: Bacon Bacon smelled too much like bacon. Neighbors of Bacon Bacon complained that a "porcine aroma" had taken over the neighborhood, and that the smell of sizzling bacon had become inescapable. Sure, the owner is also accused of “dumping bacon grease into open sewers,” and maybe he did refuse a “new, free air filter” when it was “offered to him by his neighbors,” but the man is operating a busy restaurant here. Who has the time to try and observe every health code rule? The owner has vowed that San Francisco has not seen, or smelled, the last of Bacon Bacon … Discuss

A district attorney’s office in Texas is investigating accusations that a Houston-area abortion doctor killed babies who were born alive at his facility. The pro-life group Operation Rescue told authorities that former employees revealed to them that Dr. Douglas Karpen preformed illegal third-trimester abortions and killed babies who survived the initial procedure. The investigation comes just days after Philadelphia abortion doctor Kermit Gosnell was charged with several counts of killing live babies in a high-profile murder case … Discuss