Barbies Are Even Worse than People Would Have You Believe
Doll maker Mattel, creators of the extraordinarily profitable and "make-girls-grow-up-with-impossible-body-expecations" Barbie series of dolls, has announced a new collector's edition Ken (Barbie's boyfriend) doll called (we're not making this up) "Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken." Sometimes these don't even need a punchline ...
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