Angry about the theft of some very valuable Bibles from their basilica, a group of Franciscan priests are praying for the thief to be punished in the most terrible way possible: a violent case of diarrhea. A note attached to the basilica read "We pray that the Good Lord will visit a strong bout of the trots on this
thief and that this will help to convince him not to commit any more
thefts" …
