If The Eyes of a Ranger Are Upon You, He’ll Sue …
"Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he’s never cried.” Well apparently, they don’t. Chuck Norris is suing Penguin for publishing a book titled The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 Facts About the World's Greatest Human. The book lists those mythical facts that have been circulating the Internet for years. He claims they shed false light on him because of some of the lewd and racist “facts.” Begin “Chuck Norris will sue” facts now …
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